Holly
Soooo how’s everyone doing? I heard someone finally got their HEA.
Kinsley
Is that what we’re calling it?
Holly
You have 3 supersized dicks and 6 capable hands servicing you every night. If that’s not a happy ever after, I don’t know what is.
Ava
Don’t forget three mouths!
June
You’re so romantic, Holly.
Holly
Hey, after a good dickin’, I might be reciting sonnets and Shakespeare.
You never know.
I might buy him flowers.
Daisy
Unless he fucked you right into a coma, he doesn’t deserve flowers.
Kinsley
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m not sure what to do with this conversation.
Holly
Enjoy it and ask for more.
Ava
<gif of woman asking-may I have some more>
I’d be happy with a mediocre dickin’ these days. The well has been dried up for years.
Daisy
Well, that’s a visual I’ll never get out of my head. Thanks for that.
June
Life lesson number one, Ava. Never settle for mediocre dick.
Holly
Amen.
And if you need something to tide you over, we have our next read. I’m thinking growly, possessive, mountain type man. I want him to be able to impregnate the heroine with a single glance.
Kinsley
Yes please.
Ava
June
Breeding kink? I’m in.
Daisy
I hate to change topic but OMG.
This is the worst day of my life. I’m not even being dramatic.
Kinsley
You’re always being dramatic.
Holly
Tell mama who made you upset.
Daisy
This is confidential.
I shouldn’t be telling you this.
In fact, none of you bitches heard a thing.
Holly
<gif Michael Jackson eating popcorn >
Ava
I’m on the edge of my seat.
Daisy
Okay. So, mediocre dick…you know the band Righteous Kings?
Kinsley
Please tell me you’re working with them. I was kidding about the backstage passes before, but I would really like them.
June
Ugh the lead singer is so delicious.
Daisy
He’s a fucking dick and so is everyone else in that band. I wish he would yeet himself right off the stage.
Then I wouldn’t have to work with him. Them.
Ava
Anyone else feel like they’re missing something here?
Kinsley
June
Me too.
Holly
Me three.
Do you know this guy or something? Did he give you a mediocre dick back in the day?
Daisy
He fucking wishes.
There’s a history there. Nothing sordid but Wilder and I hate each other.
This can’t work. There is absolutely no way I can work for them and retain an ounce of my sanity.
June
And you can’t turn it down? Give it to somebody else?
Daisy
I don’t know, my boss is adamant that I take him on as a client. Outside of punching him in the face, I’m not sure I can get myself removed.
Holly
I’m sorry, have you seen that face? There’s no way you can punch it. If you do, we will no longer be friends.
Kinsley
Is it me, or do I suddenly feel the need to read something rockstar related?
Daisy
Don’t you dare.
Kinsley
I believe I did tell you that turnabout is fair play.
Enjoy the irony.
Holly
And don’t you think you’re getting out of telling us the whole story at book club.
And I mean the whole story. Every single detail.
Daisy
I don’t know why I thought I could tell you guys about this.
Ava
Because we’re awesome. Duh.
And I’m sure you’re going to need someone to talk to once this enemies to lovers tension between the two of you boils over.
Working together, and such a close environment…
Daisy
I hate you.
