October 29th
RED PENNY
It’s really cool that you’re buying Ryan’s equipment
I’m so glad his mom agreed to sign him up for the team
He deserves the best
That’s sweet
My uncle bought me my first pair of skates
I was wondering how you got into hockey, given your dad and all
Yeah, it was my Uncle Blake. Haven’t seen him in a while, but he taught me how to skate, took me to my first game
Why haven’t you seen him?
It’s a long story, but basically, he’s struggled with addiction. He’s out in California, has been most of my life
🙁 I’m sorry
Have you gotten in touch with him yourself?
My dad would lose his shit if I did
I guess skating was always in the cards for you
Between the hockey coach father and the professional figure skater mother? Yes, there was some inevitability
October 31st
I can’t believe that I have to be at UMass for Halloween. The universe is punishing me
RED PENNY
You specifically?
It must be cosmic payback for last season
That’s awful philosophical of you
I can’t even drink after the game b/c my room is next to your dad’s
LMAO that’s hilarious
The real tragedy is it means we can’t have phone ?!
What’s that favorite word of yours?
Oh, yes. Incorrigible
You’re incorrigible
But you’re right, that sucks. Guess you’ll just have to imagine me using my new toy 😉
November 3rd
LUCKY PENNY
Thanks for convincing me to go to office hours… I think I finally understand pathogenesis
That’s great
Do you want to hang out later? Your dad cancelled practice?
I’m home right now, he’s sick so I brought him some soup
Oh, okay
I hope he feels better soon
But I’ll see you tomorrow?
Ryan is so pumped we’re coming to his game
I still can’t get over how excited he was when you taught him how to skate backwards
November 8th
LUCKY PENNY
All I’m saying is that they could have made the orcs a little less disgusting
I’m going to have nightmares, Coop!
You never call me Coop
Also, your words were “why aren’t the orcs sexy” PENELOPE
You never call me Penelope
If you saw a romance novel orc, you would understand
Mmm, overbite ;P
You’re a freak
You are too. A wet dream where I had elf ears? Callahan, please.
Excuse you, I thought we agreed to drop that
…
We agreed to drop that, right? Right, Red?
November 11th
PENNY
Mia is hooking up with some guy she met on Tinder… pray for my ears
?! instead?
Three days too long for you?
I have a game tomorrow…
You need to pick me up
And I’m bringing Mark Antony
I still can’t believe you let Mia name your new friend
See you in fifteen
