THREE MONTHS LATER
Gracie: Saw this and thought of you.
*Gracie sends picture*
Liam: Why would a dick pic with a tattoo of a mountie on it remind you of me?
Gracie: Because you’re a Mountie. And I figured it’d make you smile. 😉
Liam: I don’t want to know what goes down in your brain. That’s a literal mountie. Not the team logo.
Gracie: 😛
Liam: And, for future reference, a picture of tits with the tattoo of a mountie on them is more likely to make me smile than a dick.
Gracie: You ruin everything. *pouts*
Liam: It’s a gift.
Liam: What kind of jerk-off is sending you a dick pic?
Gracie: A guy who doesn’t realize that’s not the way to get into my pants lol. Great game last night, btw.
Liam: Thanks. 🙂 Surprised you watched it. Thought you’d gone cold turkey on hockey.
Gracie: Bad date. 😛 Your shoulder acting up?
Liam: Nah. It’s fine.
Gracie: You sure? You looked like you were favoring your right one.
Liam: Got into a fight in the tunnel. Doesn’t matter.
Liam: Today was the first day of your last year of law school, right?
Gracie: It’s cute that you know that. And yes, I’ll allow you to change the subject.
Gracie: But…
Gracie: Let me guess, the guy you fought with…
Gracie: Greco.
Liam: Know-it-all.
Gracie: 😛
Gracie: Who won?
Liam: I’m offended you have to ask. He punches like you.
Gracie: You’re lucky you’re six-hundred clicks away.
Liam: 😉
Gracie: My punch makes grown men weep. Or it will the next time I see you.
Liam: Love it when you threaten me with a good time, Gracie.
Liam: How did it go today?
Gracie: It went. I’ll get there.
Gracie: How are the nightmares? Are you sleeping?
Liam: Things are better, yeah.
Gracie: You sure? Always here to talk.
Liam: Thanks. 🙂 Your brother convinced me to switch therapists btw.
Gracie: Which brother and why? You liked that one, didn’t you?
Liam: Kow said she was a fan girl.
Gracie: Ah, Jesus. What did she do?
Liam: Offered to suck my cock to make me feel better.
Gracie: And you needed talking out of switching therapists, huh?
Liam: I liked her. I mean, the offer was nice but not what I need right now.
Gracie: Ya think? Well, I hope the new one is better.
Liam: I haven’t found a replacement shrink yet.
Gracie: What?!
Gracie: Ah, shit.
Gracie: GTG, something’s just come up. Take care of that shoulder, huh? And TTYL.
TWO DAYS LATER:
Gracie: Here. He’s posted on his Facebook page that sports are how the government controls the masses.
Gracie: He’s straight with three kids and I don’t think he’s in the closet. Not from the memes he shares.
Gracie: He’s a commie supporter with Marxist leanings and Nihilist tendencies, but he’s confident in his sexuality and won’t be offering to suck you off midsession.
Liam: You stalked his Facebook profile?!
Gracie: Of course. Anyway, sign up with him. TODAY. You hear me? Don’t make me make the call, Liam.
Liam: Okay, okay. Chill. I’ll do it now.
Gracie: Good. Got a class. Talk later.
*An hour later*
Liam: Session with him next week. TY
Gracie: <3
