Liam: You going to be okay without me?
Gracie: Lol, I think I’ll manage. I have plenty to keep me occupied while you’re gone.
Gracie: Kara’s been messaging me… She wants you to attend some events for that new brand of boxer briefs who wants to sponsor you. Andrews is insisting that you go to at least one.
Liam: I’m already in a bad mood because we’ve got three away games in six days, Gracie.
Liam: Can’t even hang out with Gray.
Liam: You trying to make things worse?
Gracie: Stop being a baby.
Liam: o.O
Liam: I’ll handle Andrews.
Gracie: I told you to fire him lol.
Liam: Meh. He’s a good agent. I can’t fire him for doing what I pay him to do.
Gracie: Even though you never want to deal with any of the bullshit he heaps your way?
Liam: Even though.
Liam: Anyway, are you going to get that essay on econometrics finished while I’m on the road?
Liam: Please say yes so I don’t have to hear you whine about it anymore…
Gracie: I’m flipping you the bird.
Liam: Shame I’m not there to see it.
Liam: I know where you can put it.
Gracie: LIAM!
Liam: What?
Liam: 😇
Gracie: You’re about as angelic as Lucifer.
Liam: Lucifer’s sexy, so that’s a compliment.
Liam: At least he’s active in the community.
Gracie: You’ve been watching Family Guy again.
Liam: Gotta do something on the nights I’m stuck in a hotel room.
Gracie: Better than watching porn, I guess lol.
Liam: Oh, trust me, porn is watched.
Gracie: Didn’t need to know that.
Liam: You didn’t?
Liam: Not as if you don’t watch it too…
Gracie: You been checking my browser history?
Liam: Didn’t have to. Everyone watches porn.
Gracie: Even Father Gutierrez from St. Mary’s?
Liam: Hahahaha. OMG, you know it.
Gracie: 😛 Take that back. He’s eighty. Porn would probably give him a heart attack.
Liam: Tbh, I have a good imagination.
Gracie: What’s that supposed to mean? You imagine Father Gutierrez watching porn?
Liam: Oh, yeah, Gracie. That’s what gets me going. *eye roll*
Liam: You wanna know what I think of?
Gracie: Liam, what are you doing?
Liam: You like it when I open up to you, don’t you?
Gracie: Yeah, but this is weird.
Liam: Nothing’s weird between me and you, Gracie. Plus, I talk about this shit with your brothers all the time. It’s just talk.
Liam: So, I got a thing for squirting.
Gracie: You do??
Liam: Yup. Only fair if you share with the class too…
Gracie: Jesus Christ.
Gracie: Umm, I guess overstimulation.
Liam: Huh. Like too many orgasms overload?
Gracie: Yup.
Liam: Well, I know what I’m watching tonight lol.
Gracie: ………………
Liam: 😉 See you in a week, Gracie. While I’m gone, get that goddamn essay done!
Gracie: Yes, boss.
Liam: Please, tell me you saluted. Sharing is caring.
Gracie: I wasn’t before…
Gracie: …but I am now.
Gracie: And don’t forget my mugs!!
