Matt: Ommmggggggg, you and Gracie look soooo cute together.
Cole: LOLZ. Yeah, just SOOOOO cute. So perfect.
Gray: A match made in heaven.
Liam: What have you done to my brothers?
Liam: Alien abduction?
Liam: You guys been probed too hard?
Gray: No, we’re just overwhelmed by how cute y’all are.
Gray: Your pictures are all over the tabloids. Haven’t you seen?
Liam: No.
Liam: Shit.
Cole: Can’t believe I’m having to give you this advice, bro, but only kiss her once you get into your ride. Not before.
Gray: Rookie move.
Matt: He’s losing his touch.
Cole: Nah. He’s just whipped. I’ve seen Gracie wearing his number, guys.
Cole: Diamond-encrusted.
Matt: Already, Liam? ALREADY?! Why don’t you piss on her?
Gray: Do not do that to our sister!
Cole: What if she’s into it?
Matt: EW. We do not talk about what Gracie is into.
Cole: Well, consent is key. Liam, if Gracie consents to you pissing on her, then that’s another thing entirely.
Gray: Yeah. It is. But I was talking metaphorically, dumbasses.
Gray: Still, yes, if Gracie consents, then…ummm, go ahead?
Liam: It’s great I’ve got the green flag from you guys to urinate on her?! Tabarnak. Why can’t I have normal brothers?
Liam: I’ve got Noah, Kow, and Trent giving me the silent treatment but you three are talking about golden showers and consent?
Liam: Why can’t you all just hogtie me and force me to Tiffany’s with a shotgun up my ass to get me to buy her an engagement ring?
Matt: HA! As if we’d be a party to that gross crime.
Cole: Agreed, criminal negligence.
Gray: Do we look stupid?
Liam: From where I am, sure. But you’re right. If I pick her engagement ring, I’m a dead man.
Gray: Damn straight.
Matt: You really thinking that far ahead?
Gray: It’s been, what, a day?
Liam: A day or a decade, this’ll end the same whichever it is. You heard it here first.
Matt: *Calls Page 6*
Liam: Fuck you lol.
Gray: Better than us fucking you up though, no? 😉
