Gray: Okay, so confession time.
Liam: Huh?
Gracie: What have you done now?
Gray: Your lack of faith wounds me when I had both your backs, Furball!
Liam: What?
Gracie: Hey!
Gray: Both of you came to me, separately, and told me that you were into each other.
Gray: And I KEPT YOUR SECRET BECAUSE I’M FUCKING AWESOME
Gray: Do you know how goddamn hard it was not to tell the others?!
Gray: Now, I’m free from this limbo and it’s such a fucking relief I tell you.
Gracie: Holy shit, you told Gray you had feelings for me, Liam?
Liam: Wait, Gracie, when did you tell Gray that you were into me?
Gray: She told me back at the start of the season. Liam told me after he beat the shit outta Condon. Something about Lewis coming onto you if I remember right.
Gracie: :O
Liam: Gray, why the fuck didn’t you tell us sooner?!
Liam: DO YOU KNOW HOW BLUE MY BALLS WERE?
Gracie: Liam!
Liam: Gracie, I’ve waited for you for years and this dipshit could have told me sooner and I wouldn’t have had to wait an extra four months?!
Gray: You’re not blaming me for keeping your secrets, are you, motherfucker?
Liam: Two words, Gray. Blue. Balls.
Gracie: They’ll be blue again if you don’t shut the fuck up, Liam Donnghal.
Gracie: I can’t believe you kept that secret for so long, Gray. Thank you. <3
Gray: *sniffs*
Gray: That’s what I’m talking about.
Gray: @Liam Hey, asshole. I’ll be sure to share with the class whenever you drop a secret on me in the future.
Liam: Blue balls.
Gracie: Stop saying that!
Liam: You had blue balls too. I’ve seen all your vibrators and you told me yourself you’d burned out three.
Gray: I do not need to know this.
Gray: DO NOT CONTINUE WITH THAT LINE OF THOUGHT, LIAM.
Gracie: I mean, yeah, I was really horny but you’re going to give Gray the wrong impression.
Gray: I’m not getting any impression.
Gray: No impression whatsoever.
Gray: Gracie is, in fact, a born-again virgin and Liam’s balls are about to drop off still.
Gray: No sex has ever been had.
Gray: I just wanted you guys to know that I never told anyone, including the pair of you, so, when it comes to Christmas, you owe me.
Liam: Ha!
Gracie: I’ll make sure it’s a nice gift, Gray.
Gray: You’d better.
