Bonely yawned and stretched before he put his laptop into his bag. It was another boring day for him and he wondered just what he was going to do to fill his time. He had been unemployed for a while and had kind of gotten used to it. And while he knew that would probably be skewered by most hard-working people for thinking this, he was actually quite comfortable with having so much leisure time and was really beginning to enjoy his routine. He would sleep in, casually get dressed and then go to the coffee shop and surf the web for free. Yes, it was nice having time to do stuff of course, but sometimes it did get a little boring. However, this was a small price to pay for having so much freedom.
Of course, he had noticed the ladies smiling at him from the table directly across from him in the coffee shop. The fact that they were doing their best to get him to notice their already very noticeable cleavage was not lost on him. One of them, the blonde, definitely spent a lot of time in the sun and he could easily see the spray of freckles on her boobs. The brunette just stared at him and openly licked her lips, letting him know that she was by all means interested. No, this wasn’t lost on him. No, not at all. They gave him that desperate, longing look and he could see just how horny they were. He could see just how much they wanted to fuck him. He knew that they would think about him as they masturbated later that day. He also knew that they would rub their smooth pussies to enormous orgasms at the very thought of him sitting there working on his laptop in the coffee shop. On top of this, he also had seen that their nipples were fully erect. Yes, he had noticed all this and like their nipples, he was also fully erect.
But that was the problem.
You see, for most men, the opportunity, this opportunity, to have sex with some very sexy MILFs would have seemed like a dream come true. Especially for a guy who looked like Bonely. He was, by all considerations, too skinny and too dopey looking to normally get this kind of attention. He also didn’t dress in the most fashionable way. Due to his fairly open schedule, he usually just wore sweatpants and t-shirts. In fact, a guy who looked like him would have killed for this kind of action. Even with women a tenth as hot. However, this wasn’t the case for Bonely. He got this all the time and it was solely because of what he was packing between his legs. To say he was hung would have been an understatement. Possessing well over a foot of thick, well-hung man-meat, he was every woman’s dream. This was the problem. It was true that every woman wanted to screw him, but once they did, they always found that he just didn’t fit. His massive cock was just too uncomfortable. He was just too big. He spoiled the dream for them. He would give them his best, or as much of the best as he could fit into them and that would be that. He was a line item on their bucket list—fuck the largest cock possible. They would do the deed, mark him off and never call him back.
As a result, he was a very lonely young man.
But the thing was that Bonely didn’t care that women used him for sex. No, he didn’t mind that at all. While love would have been a nice thing to have, simple human contact would have sufficed for him at this point. It was just that after taking in the full scope of his immense organ, they only wanted to look at it. The rest of them were just too intimidated to even make an attempt. So, it went without saying that if he could have found a woman who actually wanted to keep having sex with him merely for his prodigious physical attribute, he would have still been a very happy person. However, he couldn’t even find that.
So, he sat in the coffee shop and smiled at the very sexy women sitting across from him. He could fuck them, sure, but he just didn’t feel like dealing with the emotional duress their ultimate rejection would give him later. He was in a good mood and didn’t want to ruin his day.
He left the coffee shop and took a deep breath. This was getting frustrating. Those women were definitely hot and he could just taste their pussies. That was another thing. He never got to perform cunnilingus on a woman, which was one of his favorite things. They weren’t interested in his tongue, only in his dick. This was equally frustrating. Just thinking about them was making him so horny he couldn’t see straight. His cock was so hard that it was hardly contained by his sweatpants. He was so uncomfortable and turned on, he was going to have to do something about it.
Outside the coffee shop, he looked around saw that no one was paying attention to him or his larger-than-life penis. He snuck into the alley beside the coffee shop and pulled down his pants. His penis felt good to be out and unrestrained. He leaned against the wall and closed his eyes and began stroking it. He thought about the MILF with the freckled boobs and immediately got into the zone. Man, she was hot! He could imagine doing her in the living room of her McMansion. It just had to be furnished with stuff from Pottery Barn! He hit a new level of ecstasy as he imagined licking her waxed pussy up and down while her eyes rolled back in her head at the attention of his magic tongue. He tried not to think about how there was no way that she could handle him and that it would only end up breaking his heart and making him feel badly about himself. All he wanted to think about was what could be, if only.
If only! He thought about the other one, the brunette. What an ass! The thought of filling up her smooth snatch while her husband sat on the couch and read the Wall Street Journal really kicked it in for him. She looked like she could definitely handle him. She looked like she could more than handle him. He was really getting turned on now and could feel a large load coming on. He just pushed all thoughts of rejection out of his head as he built towards his climax right there in the alley.
He was almost there. Oh, sweet relief! he thought as he was about to blow his wad, but then he got a strange feeling. Something seemed weird. He began to feel like he was being watched. This couldn’t be! He opened his eyes.
“Hi, there.”
Bonely gulped and blinked. He had been caught! There was someone standing right in front of him! A very buxom redheaded young woman wearing glasses was looking at him and smiling!
“Ooops!” he said, embarrassed. “I’m so sorry!” He hurried and tried to pull up his pants, but his boner was still way too large. It was hopeless and there was no way he could run away with his johnson sticking out of his pants. “Please don’t call the cops!” he pleaded. “I’m not a creep. I just got too turned on!”
She smiled at him. “Oh, don’t worry about a thing. I was quite enjoying the show.” She then started giggling.
Bonely breathed a sigh of relief. “Thanks.”
“You’re quite the specimen, you know,” the girl said. “I bet you’re very popular with the ladies.”
At this Bonely sighed again. “Yeah, but it’s not quite what it’s cracked up to be.”
“Oh, really?” she said and lowered her glasses as she took in his extraordinary manhood.
When she said this, Bonely saw where exactly this was going and decided to nip it in the bud. He had heard this so many times before he could recite it by heart. It was not the first time a woman had propositioned him after seeing his enormous cock. He decided to just go ahead and air his frustrations. “Well, everybody thinks it’s so wonderful having a dick like this but believe me it’s as much of a curse as it is a blessing. Sure, it’s great being the biggest guy in the locker room, but girls just get scared of it. They think it will be amazing, but it’s when they can’t get it in that reality sets in. They just leave and never call me again. Plus, it gets uncomfortable as hell whenever I get a hard-on. Regular pants aren’t designed for a cock like this.”
“Is that a fact?” the girl said wryly.
“Yeah, no one can handle me. I mean it. I mean, I’m a person too. I just want to have a relationship. How the hell am I supposed to do that if a girl is afraid to fuck me?”
At this the girl took off her glasses and began smiling even more broadly. “I wouldn’t be so sure about that, if I were you.”
“Why? Do you think you can handle me?” Bonely said dejectedly.
The girl nodded.
“I’ve heard that before.”
The young woman nodded again and held out her hand. “My name is Missy and I think that you are what I’ve been looking for all my life.
Bonely was stunned. He had dealt with forward women before, but none quite as confident as this. Still, he wasn’t buying it. “Just wait until you try to fuck it, then you’ll see.”
“Seriously, I know you’ve heard all this before, but I’m different. I’m just like you,” she said.
“What? You’ve got a big penis?” He asked sarcastically.
“No, I’ve never been able to find a guy who can fill me up. I’ve never been able to find a guy who can hit bottom, if you know what I mean. I’m just like you—in reverse.”
Bonely rolled his eyes. “I don’t believe you.”
“Well, let me show you my dildo,” Missy said and reached into her purse.
* * * * *
Bonely couldn’t stop smiling.
He was back in his apartment and for the first time, he was sharing the space with someone he enjoyed being around. The bonus was that it was not only with a girl who he could completely fit into, but also one that loved for him to eat her pussy.
She lay back on the couch and smiled as he licked her up and down, savoring her wet vagina. She writhed with every move he made with his gifted tongue. He smiled too as she moaned when he inserted his tongue, tasted her juices and sucked on her clit. She soon wrapped her legs around his head and began fucking his face until she came hard in his mouth.
They switched positions and he continued to smile as he easily slipped his gigantic cock into Missy’s eager pussy from behind and began pumping her hard. She moaned and her huge natural tits swung heavily as he pounded her. He thrust into her with considerable force and she eagerly bucked up against him, matching his enthusiasm. She ground against him and it delighted him to see that there was none of him still outside her. He could go all the way in. With no effort. He could have been even bigger and she would have had no trouble. She soon started moaning in orgasm and he could feel himself getting so close to blowing his load that he had to start thinking about cartoon characters doing algebra.
When he had seen the dildo back in the alley, he knew that she was telling the truth. It was the largest that he had ever seen. And when she had pulled her skirt up and started masturbating for a minute or two in front of him before inserting the whole thing into her pussy, he had known. He had known that he had finally met his sexual soul mate. They had been inseparable, both literally and figuratively ever since.
She was also a nympho and their lovemaking was indicative of that. She wanted to fuck all the time. She was so happy to finally have a dick that fit, she couldn’t get enough of it. And he felt exactly the same way. The fact that she loved oral sex was more than he could have ever hoped for.
He continued fucking her doggie style, getting even more turned on as she grunted up against him. However, he had to switch positions before he blew. He pulled out and flipped her over on her back and couldn’t keep himself from sucking on her jumbo boobs. What jugs! They were such a turn on! Not only was she able to take him fully into her vagina but she also had big tits and a tight body. He loved the way she would suck her own breasts when they fucked. He was so lucky. The fact that she also had a high paying job as a sales rep didn’t hurt things. He definitely no longer had any problems making his unemployment check last the whole month any more.
She moaned and reached up and bit his nipple and this only made him pick up the pace even more. She was very skilled at sex and knew every trick in the book. All those years alone had indeed been worth the wait for him. He continued pounding her.
It was true that sometimes they looked a little mismatched when they were out together fully clothed. He was still skinny, poorly dressed and dopey and she was an absolute bombshell, but once the clothes were off, then it all made sense. It also made sense that they were swingers. Missy had insisted on it. She said that she couldn’t keep that much dick to herself, even if he couldn’t fit into most women, and watching Missy getting fucked by other men only turned Bonely on that much more. She was so much sexually that it was only right that he share her as well. They had the same opinions about sex and love and jealousy played no part. It was all about the fun. In other words, it was a relationship that worked in every aspect.
He kept ramming her and she screamed with orgasm again and he knew that that he wouldn’t last much longer. He pulled out and she quickly took his penis in her mouth, or at least the tip of it, and began sucking it until he shot a thick load of jizz all over her face and tits.
After that, they sat there, nude, smiling in the afterglow, realizing just how lucky the two of them were. It had been pure chance that had brought them together and was proof to the saying that there is someone for everyone. Even two freaks of nature. It was truly a match made in heaven. It couldn’t be more perfect, Bonely thought.
But then…
“Bonely, isn’t it about time you found a job?” Missy asked as she put on her clothes.
Bonely winced. Well, maybe not quite perfect.
