Ari:
How was your first day?
Farrow:
A delight.
Farrow:
I started out by busting my ass for ten hours.
Ari:
It’s a great ass, though, so glass half full.
Farrow:
Then, he and his date watched me clean the tiles together, which was also a treat.
Ari:
Clean the tiles?
Ari:
Is that code for something?
Ari:
I swear, the weirdest kinks come out of America.
Ari:
Wait. He brought a date home?
Ari:
What a fuckboy.
Farrow:
They had mooncakes and tea in the conservatory overlooking the Potomac River.
Ari:
Okay. I take that back.
Ari:
That sounds pretty picturesque.
Farrow:
Oh. And then his mom chased me around, offering to pay me not to work for him.
Farrow:
I turned down TWO MILLION DOLLARS. Now’s a good time to tell me I’m stupid.
Ari:
You’re not stupid. You have morals.
Ari:
But WHY?
Farrow:
She thinks he likes me too much.
Farrow:
I bet she’s worried I’ll steal his sperm while I tidy up his bedroom.
Ari:
I mean… is that completely off the table?
Ari:
He IS hot. LOL.
Farrow:
Bitch, I would birth the next grim reaper or something. The man is lethal.
Farrow:
But enough about my glamorous life.
Farrow:
What are you doing with your life?
Ari:
Choosing catering for my wedding next summer.
Farrow:
Wish I could be there. I miss Seoul.
Ari:
Seoul misses you.
Farrow:
Come visit soon.
Ari:
Promise. <3
