T-MINUS 17 DAYS.
“Hello, you’ve reached Eileen Yang. I’m either on call or away from my desk. Please leave your name, number, and a brief message, and I’ll get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you.”
“This is your ex-fiancé calling for the thousandth time. You would know we’ve progressed into ex territory if you’d—I don’t know—pick up the damn phone, answer your emails and texts, or perhaps even—and I know this is a wild suggestion—not stand me up for five fucking hours at The Grand Regent lobby. As you can see, it is of utmost importance that we speak face-to-face in order to confirm that you understand our entanglement has officially ended. If you’d like to un-fuck me anytime soon, I’ll be waiting, doing my damnedest not to destroy every piece of your overprivileged life in the process. Talk soon.”
