ROMEO COSTA
@OllievB, are you still interested in taking the banshee off my hands?
OLLIE VB
Why?
ROMEO COSTA
I’m putting her on the market.
ZACH SUN
Oh, no.
What could possibly have gone wrong?
[GIF of a person skydiving with an umbrella instead of a parachute]
OLLIE VB
IDK if I’m willing to commit to marrying her, but I am happy to give her a bed to sleep in until you cool off.
ROMEO COSTA
Would you extend this offer to me?
The penthouse is undergoing renovations, and there’s no way I’m returning to the manor before the wedding.
OLLIE VB
Sorry, but the offer is exclusive to people I’d like to give a cum facial.
ZACH SUN
The mental image is exquisite.
Thank you, @OllievB.
OLLIE VB
What happened?
Show us on the sex doll where she touched you.
ROMEO COSTA
@ZachSun?
You have five spare bedrooms.
ZACH SUN
Sorry, I’m expecting guests from Guangzhou.
ROMEO COSTA
Your family isn’t visiting until New Year.
ZACH SUN
Nice memory.
In that case, you can’t crash at mine simply because you’re unbearable.
OLLIE VB
I know a nice hotel chain if you’re looking for recommendations.
ROMEO COSTA
How charitable of you.
OLLIE VB
Are you going to tell us what happened?
ROMEO COSTA
If I do, I’ll ruin whipped cream for you for eternity.
ZACH SUN
I’m lactose intolerant.
OLLIE VB
And I’m red-lines intolerant, so nothing can put me off.
ROMEO COSTA
All right. Here goes.
