OLLIE VB
@ZachSun, want to know what I did with the 50K you gave me?
ZACH SUN
Donated it to the tired, the poor, the huddled masses yearning to breathe free?
OLLIE VB
Wow.
So surprised you never got invited to the illegal raves at Harvard.
ROMEO COSTA
Go ahead and enlighten us, @OllievB
OLLIE VB
I bought a piece of art.
ZACH SUN
You did no such thing.
ROMEO COSTA
@ZachSun, I think he’s referring to vintage Playboy editions.
OLLIE VB
Har har, o ye of little faith.
ZACH SUN
Penthouse limited edition?
Ollie vB sent an image to the group.
ROMEO COSTA
First, assure me that opening this file won’t land me on the FBI’s watch list.
OLLIE VB
The amount of abuse I’m subjected to in this group will land me on a therapist’s couch one day.
ZACH SUN
You should land there thrice a week regardless.
You have more issues than National Geographic.
OLLIE VB
Just open the attachment.
ZACH SUN
It’s a…tweet?
ROMEO COSTA
Of a college girl eating ice cream in a bikini?
OLLIE VB
NFT, baby.
ZACH SUN
Ollie.
OLLIE.
NFTs are the biggest fake news since the Earth is flat.
OLLIE VB
Just because all other celestial objects are spherical doesn’t mean ours is, too, @ZachSun.
Don’t be a blind follower.
Think outside the box.
ZACH SUN
The oval-shaped box, I assume?
ROMEO COSTA
You just wasted 50K, my friend.
OLLIE VB
But I was specifically told by some guy on Reddit it is going to be worth millions one day.
ZACH SUN
He didn’t really do it.
OLLIE VB
Of course, I didn’t.
I just wanted to see if you thought I was THAT dumb.
ROMEO COSTA
Guess you got your answer.
OLLIE VB
Yeah.
Though it still escapes me how Rom is the one who is married to a Victoria’s Secret model and refuses to knock her up and I’M the one with the low IQ.
ZACH SUN
You mean QI.
OLLIE VB
Fuck you, Sun.
