ZACH SUN
Is it just me, or have we not seen Rom in weeks now?
OLLIE VB
It’s not just you.
He’s been busy with his sweetheart.
ZACH SUN
Detroit?
ROMEO COSTA
@ZachSun, you are aware that this joke was not funny the first time around, let alone the fiftieth, right?
OLLIE VB
There you are, sunshine.
Where’d you disappear?
ROMEO COSTA
Life is hectic.
OLLIE VB
Too hectic to join our annual pre-Christmas snowboarding vacation?
ROMEO COSTA
I’m afraid so.
OLLIE VB
Lies.
You’re not afraid of anything.
Other than catching feels.
ZACH SUN
@OllievB, can you hear the meows?
OLLIE VB
Of @RomeoCosta, being pussy-whipped?
Yup.
ZACH SUN
@OllievB, remember when Rom had his balls?
OLLIE VB
@ZachSun, yeah.
They were beautiful.
When he ran, they’d clank against one another.
It sounded like wedding bells.
ROMEO COSTA
Speaking of weddings, when is yours, @ZachSun?
ZACH SUN
Never.
ROMEO COSTA
I’m giving it three months.
OLLIE VB
I’m going to be generous and give him six months.
ROMEO COSTA
100K?
OLLIE VB
Deal.
Whoever’s closest wins.
ZACH SUN
I hate you both.
OLLIE VB
I hear wedding bells again.
ROMEO COSTA
False alarm.
It’s just Zach’s balls shaking.
