“We asked Collin Wright last night what he thought about the corn dog, and he said he took it as a compliment.”
“Did he elaborate on what it means?”
“No, but it seems like a good thing. Most of Twitter is claiming it alludes to something sexual. Speaking of…the sign tonight might be a little racy for television, Mikey.”
“I’m not even sure we can show it. Oh, we can?”
“Oh, man. I’m blushing just reading it.”
“What’s it say, Jonesy?”
“Hey, #96! Want to have Creme Pies and Ding Dongs together? They taped a Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pie and a Hostess Ding Dong onto the sign.”
“Looks like our Sign Girl is growing bolder.”
“And bigger. She was trending on Twitter last night and this morning. If only we could get Collin Wright’s insight into all of this. He’s been tightlipped on the whole thing.”
“At what point do we question if it’s affecting his playing, Jonesy?”
“Affecting his playing? I think it’s helping! He’s put up a point per game, and the Comets are on a hot streak right now. Whoever this Sign Girl is, if she’s a fan of the Comets, she better keep them coming!”
