T-MINUS 28 DAYS.
Ari:
Excuse me???
Ari:
Why am I hearing it from @DallasCosta that Vera is in jail on 900k bail she cannot pay and Reggie and Tabby are living in a Motel 6?!
Ari:
YOU DID IT. YOU WON.
Ari:
THE HOUSE IS YOURS. THE COMPANY IS YOURS.
Ari:
CELEBRATE.
Dallas:
Bestie, are you illiterate?
Ari:
No, why?
Dallas:
Because you cannot read the room.
Dallas:
Fae is heartbroken.
Dallas:
She just moved out of Zach’s house.
She doesn’t care about those beeshes.
Ari:
What?
Ari:
I am so not in the loop.
Ari:
Why???
Farrow:
We had a deal.
Farrow:
We both got what we wanted out of it.
Ari:
Wait, what did HE get out of the deal?
Dallas:
[Peach Emojis x 3]
Dallas:
[Eggplant Emoji, Hot Dog Emoji, Kitten Emoji, and Donuts Emoji]
Dallas:
Subtle, but I thought this might explain it.
Farrow:
You’re literally the female version of Oliver.
Dallas:
It’s the pregnancy hormones.
I think about sex ALL the time.
Ari:
And Zach just let you walk away?
Ari:
(Sorry to change the subject, Dal.)
Farrow:
You guys never let me finish before you bombarded me with sex emojis. Pervs.
Farrow:
[Eyeroll Emoji]
Farrow:
I asked for some time apart (TEMPORARILY!!!).
Farrow:
He wanted me to stick around. Which is even worse.
Ari:
Where do you live now?
Dallas:
Casa de Costa. Woot woot.
Dallas sent an attachment.
Ari:
All I see is food…?
Dallas:
My bad.
Dallas:
She’s there behind the stash of snacks that was just delivered. See her ear on the left-hand side?
Ari:
A gorgeous ear. Enough to make van Gogh weep.
Farrow:
Ha. Ha.
Very funny.
Ari:
Love you.
Ari:
You know I’m always one phone call away—and a flight, in case someone’s ass needs whooping.
Farrow:
Appreciate it. <3
